allisonelisabeta:

cannot handle

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When you’re doing your best and others are just giving up. THE FUCK WILL I DO? I HAVE NO PATIENCE. I LOVE CHALLENGES. I AM THE BEST. I’M SHITTING DISPLEASED. MAKE HONORABLE DISCHARGE FOR YOU.

69dosesofm0rphinesulfate:

This is for the male’s Gspot. 

Tips for guys/bi/chicks: Kapag malapit na mag-orgasm si lalake, fingerin nyo sya sa anus hitting the Gspot. He will never forget that orgasm. Lol

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Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

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hemsworthss:

Banner: But why me and why Sesame Street?
Coulson: Well, they are colorful creatures. You know… like… the Other Guy. 

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